Nonsense, Truth & Lewis Carroll
act one libretto
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libretto by Peter Wesley-Smith music by Martin Wesley-Smith |
note: words in italics are spoken; words in plain type are sung |
contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
2 Mourn for the Baker
Bellman:
All:
Dodgson:
B:
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All:
Tum (pat-a-cake man) Dearly departed, most martyred of heroes Quaking and shaking yet making his mark Mourn for the Baker in daylight and dark Mourn him: seeker of truth and the Snark |
line line Gone! Baker has gone to his maker Gone! Softly and suddenly vanished a- Way! Mourn him, don't scorn him: he boldly explored The dark, the unknown, the alarming Snark |
contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
3 What is the Snark?
All:
Is there a secret? |
contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
4 The Hunt!
All:
A frabjous and curious creature
We know ev'ry Snarkish endeavour
The Hunting of the Snark, oh-ho
A useful device is the thimble
And meticulous care is essential
The Hunting of the Snark
To capture a Snark almost whole re-
Our strategy now you will gather:
The Hunting of the Snark
Here we go round the mulb'ry bush
The Snark's in our sights, we
The Hunting of the Snark, oh-ho
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contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
5 GOD NODS: Edgar U. C. Westhill
Bellman:
Dodgson:
November 7, 1896: Life: a drama with but few encores and no bouquets; we spend one half of it regretting the things we did in the other half! When people get weary of it they rush off to the seaside - to see what bathing machines will do for them February 11, 1856: Wrote to my publisher, Mr Yates, sending him a list of pseudonyms and asking him to choose one. They were: 1. Edgar Cuthwellis, which is an anagram of Charles Lutwidge; 2. Edgar U. C. Westhill - ditto; and 3.
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contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
6 Good Evening!
Lewis Carroll leaps out of the Black Hat (to which we must all, some day, return) to sing:
Dodgson:
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All:
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White Rabbit:
All:
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Friends and neighbours, lend me your ears
Roll up! Sign up! For a day, for years
Be bold buccaneers - you'll never regret it
All:
LC:
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contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True
The crew gathers for an inspiring sing from the Bellman (Wal):
'Tis the season for Snarks! Now take my advice
'Tis the season for Snarks! I have said it thrice
What I tell you three times is true
We've hunted the Snark for a year
We have thimbles and soap and forks and hope
All:
B:
Am I in heaven or am I in hell?
All:
Wal:
Cora (working-man, poor, oppressed):
See how the rest of the world is in cahoots
Wal:
All:
Al:
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Al:
Sound the banjos, horns and pipes
All:
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Carl:
In the US
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Wal:
Errol:
If you want to make a contract I'll negotiate it
If a company is needed I'll incorporate it
If a problem is too complex I'll manipulate it
For a charge That was "The How Can a Barrister Lose? Blues" |
contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
8 This is a Mark of the Snark
All:
You may find this not easy to swallow
Of his kind rather meagre and hollow
He's so reas'nable, decent and sensible
You will learn it's a Snarkish tradition
Yes he yearns to develop ambition
His behaviour is quite inspirational
Like the wonders in men's magazin'ry
He is hungry for bathing machin'ry
As a chap he's non-unorthodoxical
It is right we should warn ev'ry hoodlum
For he might in the end be a Boojum
Wal:
Then hurry back here with a bottle of rum
All:
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contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
9 ODD SONG:
DEAF AGED CABBAGE DEAD
Lewis Carroll:
Eric, our pianist, plays an E
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When Carroll calls out a letter, Eric plays that note: C, A, B - how many B's are there in CABBAGE? Two B's or not two B's? Another B, I think; and another A, a G, and finally: an E ... Eric is silent Oh, of course: it's a silent E ! So, there we have a CABBAGE
Eric:
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Dodgson:
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Carroll and others sing Dodgson's ditty as a round
D:
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contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
10 For More Than Sixty Years
Mrs Hargreaves:
Alice:
Ms H:
Lewis Carroll & male choir sing from the Prologue to "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland":
Ms H:
Dodgson:
For more than sixty years
LC'n'D:
All:
D:
Dong Ding
LC:
White Rabbit:
Wal:
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contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin
Tweedledee:
Tweedledum:
Both:
Alice:
Dee:
Dum:
Dee:
Alice:
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Dee:
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Alice:
Dee:
Dum:
A snoring sound is heard
Alice:
Dee:
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Dee:
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Alice:
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Alice:
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Theoretically
We are two twins
Yet though each brother
Dee:
Dum:
Both:
We're easy to please
We look the same, the blame
If we only could be the only son
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LC, D, Dum'n'Dee:
Dee'n'Dum:
Our girl-friends compare us
It's awf'ly alarming
Perhaps it's worse to be a singleton like you
LC, D, Dum'n'Dee:
Dee'n'Dum:
LC'n'D:
All:
LC, D, Dum'n'Dee:
All:
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contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
12 Will We Return?
All:
Is there a secret?
Dodgson:
Alice: But Uncle Dodgson, what does it mean? What is the Snark and what is the Boojum?
D:
Lewis Carroll:
All:
D:
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contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
13 The Knight's Gambit
Dodgson:
Lewis Carroll:
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All:
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contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room
Mrs Hargreaves:
Dodgson:
Ms H:
D:
Ms H:
Dodgson is photographing Alice
Alice:
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Ms H:
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contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
15 Crew Review
Lewis Carroll:
Wal:
We're just about ready to set out again
You will want to inspect them: I'll call them on stage
Dodgson:
Wal:
Now Carl's reading Marx - the marks of the Snark -
The Beaver is bold Mrs Hargreaves, who's old
She's not here at the moment - she's having a slumber
And then there's the band, a motley collection
And of course there's our choir, who will gimble and gyre
And lastly, our wonderful audience - YOU!
D:
Wal:
I think that's the lot. Remember, all youse
All:
LC:
D: To record this momentous occasion The crew lines up for a photograph:
LC:
Young Errol, look straight at the birdie, not Beaver
It all: Wally, control them! Stop bickering, Carl |
contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
16 Flash!
All:
We'll tell ev'ryone what we will do
Brash, but dash -
Nache! telling our adventures, we'll make a
Snark-Hunting will be the new
Or gou - lash!
Dash! - ery for the thimbles; the Snark will
Dodgson:
Alice:
Al:
Wal:
All:
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contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
17 We Must Be Off
A barbershop quartet:
We must be gone around the bend
All:
Auf wiedersehen, a rivederci
A journey through the long dark night
We must be off GULP ! |
contents: 1 Acroustic | 2 Mourn for the Baker | 3 What is the Snark? | 4 The Hunt | 5 GOD NODS | 6 Good Evening! | 7 What I Tell You Three Times Is True | 8 This is a Mark of the Snark | 9 ODD SONG | 10 For More Than Sixty Years | 11 It Ain't No Fun to be a Twin | 12 Will We Return? | 13 The Knight's Gambit | 14 In Dodgson's Drawing-Room | 15 Crew Review | 16 Flash! | 17 We Must Be Off |
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